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How many ways do you use your shit, verbally speaking?
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mis-spellings kept intact...no shit!
Cant beleive you forgot the most important one you SHITHEAD..........!!!! This shits great! Keep it coming for shit sake!!
You didn't mention if you know jack- shit ?
Why is it that when your house burns down, your shit burns up?
You forgot your classic "SHIT HEAD"
Hey shithead what in the name of shit does"shit or go blind" mean been trying to figure it out for years guess iam a dumbshit
Don't take this shit personally but this email is full of shit:)
he didnt know wether to shit or wind his watch,or to shit on his watch !! he didnt know wether to shit or go blind !!! we should not say that we dont give a shit,in that context we are leaving a shit !!! some people dont give 2 shits [or to be more correct LEAVE 2 shits] he shit over 9 rails and a rider.he aint worth but shit in a hand bag.who shit ? if you know your shit,then youre a shit expert.shit faced again.shit eatin grin.dumber than shit.eat shit and bark at the moon. Hope you can add some of these !!!
please find a way to say this:There are dumb shits,dumber shits and get this dumb shits that are dumber than the dumbest shit alive.....................
get your shit together
Hey your a pile of shit
YOU MAY NOT KNOW JACK SHIT
can't see shit!
JUST LOOKED AT YOUR SHIT, REALLY COOL SHIT. I LIKE GOING TO WEB SITES THAT HAVE GOOD SHIT CAUSE SHE-IT MAN GOOD SHIT IS HARD TO COME BY
shit fire and save the matches
You can also "Eat Shit and Live".....worse than "Eat Shit and Die," because you have to live with the taste. Also, I don't remember reading about getting the Shit beat out of you.
Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage is now revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you don't know Jack Schitt", but now you can handle this situation. Jack is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N.Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children; Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspapers announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride Pisa Schitt. So now when someone says "you don't know Jack Schitt"...set the record straight!
You can shit someone, but, "don't shit me!!" "You gotta be shitt'n me!!"
You forgot--Shit heels--shit heads- shit and apple-butter - and billery...:-))
what about jack shit like you dont know jack shit
what about "shithouse", shithead, shit faced, shitest, shitery, shit for brains
Some days I feel Shitfull
I shit myself silly when i read this shit no shit! But now i gotta go deal with somebody else"s shit (and they can just eat shit and bark at the moon if they don't even like that shit man!) My boyfriend thinks you"e shit is cool!(and hes the shit of ALL SHIT–you know!)
Remember the shit that goes around comes around
every time you speak shit comes out of your mouth
You can shit the bed, die of some kind of shit, or just get into shit.
In my case as a vet tech you can also analyze shit for worms.
You can even have shit for brains!
nothing here to use just would like to share something with you while trying to pick an e-mail address all the shit I wanted was already taken so I wand up naming it after my 2 year old peachface lovebird whose name so happens to be Shitty but that was already taken so we went with his nick name Shit bird.
What about ''Who gives a SHIT!! My personal favorite!
"It's like shoveling shit against the tide"
you can shit like a goose
How about Sometimes Shit happens
Today is a really shitty day. Perhaps thats I stepped into your shit. It's giving me a shitty outlook on life... If this keeps up, I'll have to have an "Optirectomy" You know what that is... Right? That's where they cut the cord that runs between the back of your eyballs and your asshole! Keeps you from getting a shitty outlook on life! I'm tired of this shit, so POOP on you! Have a good one!!! (Shit, that izz!) Shitepoke (Agasalawididi in Cherokee dialect)
whos shit is this, what kind of shit is this, I got your shit, where is the shit, I lost my shit, who took my shit, I need my shit, hers some good shit, thats enough shit
you can drive like shit, you can smell like shit or can write like shit you can dance like shit you can sleep like shit your shit can even get in the way you can tell jokes like shit you should know shit like that you can cook like shit and then your cooking can even taste like shit but most of all; school food definatly taste's like shit
Shit sure has changed. People used to eat in and shit out and now they eat out and shit in. That's a bunch of shit.
ALL IN ALL ITS JUST A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT!!!!!
wow nice shit! you fuckin shit brick! blah blah blah!
Hey, enjoyed that shitty shit, dont forget holy shit and shit happens!!!
We like your shit. It is very interesting
Shit de la merde!!!
Some people have a lot of shit, while most of us don't have shit. Personally, I don't give a shit.
"poopdick"related to shit ,can be used more frequently than you might first expect.
in northern england we like to say something i s shit ot.this means its very very good im not shit'in ya ..bye...
Taoism: Shit happens. Confucianism: Confucious say "shit happen." Zen-Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening? Buddhism: Life is shit. Get used to it. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Jainism: Maybe shit happens. Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else. Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us? Christian Scientists: Only good shit happens. Atheists: Shit happens for no apparent reason. Agnostics: Farts happen. Jehovah's Witnesses: Let us in and we'll tell you why shit happens. Evangelists: Send me $8 million or shit will happen to you. Hare Krishnas: Shit happens, shit happens, happens, happens, shit happens.
the people who don't want you to say shit are the one's who are alyways giving it to you. i always told my wife that all shit wasn't the same thing she will give me shit when she finds i used her e mail to send this
hey......loved the sight......what about the ever popular " I didn't know whether to shit or go blind"
You can have a shit hemorrhage. Stupid little Shit. Shit in a hand basket. Hide that Shit (Mary Jane) Fuck is a good word too. So, don't be thinking that shit is the only versatile word out there. You dumb shit. Sorry I can't write anymore I've got the shits.
some people "shit fire"
You can be a dumb shit, a lying sack of shit, or driving around in a broken down piece of shit.
THERE IS TO MUCH SHIT ON THE NET
its all shit when you piss out your ass
I am tired of taking shit and a shitty life, so I think I am going to change some shit. I think I will shitcan the whole mess and create some new shit. Shit, I might change my shit to horse hockey and give a shit.
your websites shit
that was some funny shit but u left out the shit i always say and that is it tastes like shit
if someone makes a big mess u can have a shit fit and say "oh for shit sake, whats all this shit"
You can be in deep shit!!
that web sit is the dogs bolloks
vThe wife and the daughter were watching a program on the tube last night and found them selves in a conversation regarding wrap shit! Since you have herbal wraps, body wraps, apparently they looked like shit, so how about a good old fashion shit wraps!
ONE CAN GET SHIT FACED! HOW BOUT THAT ONE.
To expand on the subject............. I once addressed a person who was of questionable sexual orientation, "Listen here Shit-dick" And the rest is history. .
Some of those submissions really are THE SHIT!! KEEP 'EM COMING!!